Sounds like a joke, but as far as I can tell its a real news story all over the net.

 US Scientists have succeeded in reviving canines to life after three hours of clinical death. This supposedly paves the way for trials on humans within years.

Need to satiate your lust for LightSaber Geeky goodness? LightTech Industries may have just the thing for you!

 Albeit expensive they do have some sweet custom "Saber" replicas. I wouldn't mind a functional one someday soon, would be great for hard to slice cheese or bagels!

 You can check them out at LighTech Industries

 That looks like an Atari cartridge you say! Yes it is! I know your Geeky, exercise starved heart is on the verge of exploding when you experience the fond memories of games like Missile Command, Gravitar and Combat Tank. Well what we have for you today is an Atari 2600 cartridge that will allow you to play any Atari game ever made! We just had to get out the old beast of a console and test out this retro gadget for you!

The site has moved successfully to a dedicated server hosted by NetNation ! Though I did create some kind of problem with the RSS news feeds in the Sweet Deals. Hence the Sweet Deals section will be down for a bit, but back very soon =] Thanks!

 Is your new notebook computer feeling a little slow? 3.2GHz not enough for you? Well.. lucky for you there is a solution!

 The DC-96 by Orion Multisystems contains a cluster of 96 interconnected low-voltage microprocessors. Each of these CPUs clock at 1.2GHz; yes you heard me right. Thats a total of 230 GIGAFLOPS of peak computing power. Now that I have you drooling, I won't even mention the 192 Gigabytes of Memory that comes installed with it. Of course all this horsepower comes at a sweet price of only $100,000. Pickup yours from Orion Multisystems today!

Read more about the DC-96 portable supercomputer at NewScientist.com

Finally we have a web site with complete instructions on how to Hack, Modify and control a Big Mouth BIlly Bass electronic, singing, dancing, wall-mounted fish! This is why I love the internet! Tell me where I can find more rewarding entertainment than this!, and be educated at the same time! With useful things like..... programming... electronic...fish...

Need a way to set the mood without risking death by flame? Vessel has artfully combined the old school and the new school in their "Candela Rechargeable Lamps". Basically these are electronic versions of those things called "Candles" that cavemen used eons ago. Take a look at the future of mood lighting in this review!

 I won't even try to explain this one, please don't even ask.  Yes the human race has achieved TCP/IP communication via Bongos. No, "Bongos" is not a new acronym for a wild new technology; it is simply a pair of small drums that you beat on. Just think if all this effort was put towards NEW technology, instead of using primitive technology as a means of communication for modern technology.... Well I guess it is sweet in a Donkey Kong sorta way. Hey thats a great idea, we will just use NIM's ( Network Interface Monkeys ). I just need miniature monkeys and drums now... I will give extra credit to anyone who can send me those. Check it out here TCP/IP via Bongos