I won't even try to explain this one, please don't even ask.  Yes the human race has achieved TCP/IP communication via Bongos. No, "Bongos" is not a new acronym for a wild new technology; it is simply a pair of small drums that you beat on. Just think if all this effort was put towards NEW technology, instead of using primitive technology as a means of communication for modern technology.... Well I guess it is sweet in a Donkey Kong sorta way. Hey thats a great idea, we will just use NIM's ( Network Interface Monkeys ). I just need miniature monkeys and drums now... I will give extra credit to anyone who can send me those. Check it out here TCP/IP via Bongos